Submitted for Your Approval . . .
The Minivan.

So sad and so true. I am now driving a minivan. I am consoling myself with the thought that I am now able to play my iPod in the car. I mean minivan.
yikes.
What happened? I’m almost certain that just a few days ago I was still young and cool. OK, kind of young and sort of cool, perhaps. But not a minivan-driving soccer mom . . .
(oh, how the mighty have fallen)
I still maintain that I will never, EVER be caught wearing Mom Jeans. I swear.

